W-AAAA-R: A LOVE STORY 2: THE RECKONING is EVILGAMES™'s most artistic endeavour to date, featuring a gripping narrative and exciting, immersive, first-person gameplay that will hopefully not give players motion sickness through the sheer amount of head bob. Especially when sprinting.
Seriously uh. Don't play this game if you're one of those arachnophobic feminist gamers with vertigo who don't like spiders and headbob. It's gonna hurt.
This is EVILGAMES™'s most expensive game to date - costing over TWENTY HAGGISES WORTH OF BAGPIPE GREASE to produce! W-AAAA-R laughs in the face of people like UBISOFT who recently said AAA GAMES ARE THE ONLY WAY TO PLAY. WELL we SHOWED THEM! W-AAAA-R: A LOVE STORY 2: THE RECKONING is the world's first AAAA GAME. That's FOUR LETTER As. QUADRUPLE A. Ax4=16 WHAT IS THE VALUE OF A?
Really. Uh. What's the value of A? I hate algebra...
W-AAAA-R is so moving and so challenging to the player that IGN didn't comment on it. And Game Informer didn't preview it. IT'S THAT AMAZING.
Warhaggis is proud to continue its trend of NO THRILLS, NO HYPE MARKETING and is happy to present W-AAAA-R: A LOVE STORY 2: THE RECKONING for absolutely free!
W-AAAA-R: A LOVE STORY 2: THE RECKONING was lovingly crafted by Patrick "EVILGUY" Cartlidge with Twine, a wonderful interactive fiction tool created and released under the GNU General Public License.